people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
anyone wanna write an essay for me???
i’ll pay you in cheesy one-liners and stale pop-tarts
I knew you were tribble with you walked in.
so shame on me now
warped me to places no man has been
and you beamed me down
now kirk’s lying on the cold hard ground
Tribble. Tribble. Tribble.
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out